will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard
Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words
So the Fifty Shades of
GrayGrey trailer is out…
I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
reblogging again for those tags
i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with
SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST
area 51 is just the american wizarding school
aliens is a perfect cover story
Fedora was an excellent server tonight and has a family to feed