cradily:

will you still love me when i no longer ball so fuckin hard

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

pixelkitties:

So the Fifty Shades of Gray Grey trailer is out…

*dangerously apathetic about most things*

"Don’t ingest."

WATCH ME MORDIN

aobadatsgay:

I AM FUCKING DEAD. SO I WAS HAVING TROUBLE DOWNLOADING THE SIMS 2 THING THAT’S BEEN GOING AROUND SO I CONTACTED THEIR LIVE CHAT SUPPORT FOR HELP. WELL THE PERSON WANTED MY INFO AND FOR ME TO ANSWER THE SECURITY QUESTION I SET UP SO THEY COULD PUT THE GAME IN MY COLLECTION.
THE QUESTION WAS “What was your dream job as a kid?”
GUESS WHO HAD TO ANSWER THAT QUESTION TO A LIVE PERSON WITH “Doing your mom.”. SPOILET ALERT IT WAS FUCKING ME.

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

m-azing:

yetanotherplayer:


hexenwolf:


youaredeceptivelycomplex:


hexenwolf:


IF I COULD I WOULD PUT AN N7 STRIPE ON MILLA AND THEN MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK LIKE ME1 SQUADDIES BECAUSE THIS IS INT. MAKO OKAY





bless your fucking white cotton socks i love you


every mission in the mako should count as a loyalty mission


#WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER #AND THOSE TWO THINGS MAY BE DIRECTLY RELATED
reblogging again for those tags

m-azing:

yetanotherplayer:

hexenwolf:

youaredeceptivelycomplex:

hexenwolf:

IF I COULD I WOULD PUT AN N7 STRIPE ON MILLA AND THEN MAKE EVERYONE ELSE LOOK LIKE ME1 SQUADDIES BECAUSE THIS IS INT. MAKO OKAY

image

bless your fucking white cotton socks i love you

every mission in the mako should count as a loyalty mission

#WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER #AND THOSE TWO THINGS MAY BE DIRECTLY RELATED

reblogging again for those tags

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

alexthefalcon:

SOMEONE PUT MY SCHOOL UP FOR SALE ON CRAIGSLIST image

thehufflepuffwholeaptthroughtime:

holmesfan:

tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

 (via thestarlesswanderer)

HOWE DID MORDIN FIND OUT ABOUT OUR PLANSASS

cnuculator:

*tips fedora*

Fedora was an excellent server tonight and has a family to feed

Grimes, Pitchfork 2014