princeowl:

scully: mulder what do you think happened here?

mulder:

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naruhodos:

kordova:

does anyone have that comic where Phoenix and Layton are sitting there and Phoenix’s hair keeps growing horizontaly and Layton’s hat is growing vertically

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undisclosing:

when i was 3 i insisted on having this picture taken

i hate the go-to cockroach defense strategy of “drop and scurry”

phyte:

crabsprite: 15. eating

i drew this comic the other day; i think it works nicely

dang theyre not selling prints of the mortician comics

JUST ONE

SCREAMS

LET THEM GET A PUMPKIN 

cadaver-expert:

odlaws:

morticians

omgggg, love this!!

sirken:

eros-turannos:

it’s been a full ten years since anne rice’s infamous post on amazon about the blood canticle reviews

ten years

she posted it in september 2004

it seems like yesterday

i just realised some infants around here might not know why i say someone is interrogating the text from the wrong perspective and then hare off and cackle

the original review has either been deleted or i just can’t find it but anyway here is the text

we live in a beautiful world

"And you have strained my Dickensean principles to the max."

"And no, I have no intention of allowing any editor ever to distort, cut, or otherwise mutilate sentences that I have edited and re-edited, and organized and polished myself. I fought a great battle to achieve a status where I did not have to put up with editors making demands on me, and I will never relinquish that status. For me, novel writing is a virtuoso performance. It is not a collaborative art."

"And you have used this site as if it were a public urinal to publish falsehood and lies."

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surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim

surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim

franzkafkavevo:

not-fun:

Who is she

bone titties

franzkafkavevo:

not-fun:

Who is she

bone titties

remember to drink lots of water, because your insides are a swampy bog and a water shortage would affect the local frog population