this is a real thing that someone actually said about trans women
do most people wear their pajamas backwards and put broken plastic spoons under their pillows during a snowstorm in hopes of it somehow magically causing a snow day, or does my town just have really weird traditions?
what the fuck
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat
and it got upgraded to first class
i hate being that guy who adds onto a text post but my dad is a cellist and he has to buy a seat for his cello every time he has to fly somewhere for a show and the cello has become such a valued customer for airlines that we regularly get mail addressed to “Cello Friesen” for airfare deals and stuff
when you run out of things to talk about with someone you aren’t good friends with
I WILL ADVOCATE TIL THE DAY I DAY THAT DONALD GLOVER SHOULD BE PETER PARKER.